Welcome, noble user! By clicking "I Agree", you hereby consent to the following legally binding (mostly) terms:

1. Ownership

All your data, cookies, and secret snack stashes are technically ours now. Also, you may or may not be giving us your first-born—don't worry, it's figurative. Probably.

2. Liability

We are not responsible for any brain explosions caused by excessive use of our app. Side effects may include sudden bursts of genius, mild addiction to caffeine, or an uncontrollable urge to share memes.

3. Modifications

We reserve the right to update this EULA at any time, even mid-coffee sip, without prior notice. Continued use implies silent, enthusiastic agreement.

4. Termination

If you do something really naughty, we may revoke your license and banish you to the digital shadow realm, where all software bugs come alive.

5. Governing Law

This agreement is governed by the laws of Common Sense, the Realm of Wit, and possibly some obscure paragraph in the dusty library of IT legends.

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